The Unserious Crap Topic - Page 653 - Alphaville Forum

MalilaM · 01 Dec 2016, 04:55

Oh, indeed.

Mumu · 01 Dec 2016, 20:03

Sometimes they can be funny, or a huge pain in the neck !

*ariAna* · 02 Dec 2016, 09:14

Thanks for your "crap" stories, you all gave me a real good mornig laugh (on a day I could kill the stupid collegue who sits opposite of me!!!

)

MalilaM · 03 Dec 2016, 01:06

Ana, don't kill anyone yet. I'm sure we'll have more funny stories to share.

Mumu · 05 Dec 2016, 20:25

Well, let's begin with that chapter : how to make babies ! Before, we are looking for how flowers do, how animals of all kinds do. As long as it was only : the female lays eggs, the male gives his spermatic cells, OK.
Now, it's with hens, and, how shocking, rabbits. With a video... "Madam, it's dirty, I can't write "penis" in my notebook". Well, what's dirty ? Babies can't exist without that ?
Yes, but it's dirty ! OK, let's say it other way : you believe in God, so, do you think that a thing made by Him can be dirty ? "No", so...

It's dirty !

Let's think a little bit : if you're here, guess what your fathers did 15 years ago ? "OOOOHHHHHH, but it's dirty !". And well, how many brothers and sisters do you have ? ==>

?!!!!!

And so on....
It seems it's gonna be a little bit hard to manage with her.

I've even heard : "Madam, you show us videos with animals having sex"
Yes, and then ?
" Are you gonna ???!!!!!"
No, no porn movie here !
"Aaaahhhhh *strong relief*

She's even in shock to see the hen laying an egg !

*ariAna* · 06 Dec 2016, 10:42

Your job is far more entertaining than mine!!!

Mumu · 11 Dec 2016, 20:48

Yes, but still stressing.
On friday, it was : human reproduction. Brain storming, what does it means for you.

Well, I won't write here what I've seen, as it's quite rude, but yes, at least two of my pupils know very well porno movies.

In the same group, one girl quite shy about sex, and two boys fond of crap porn movies. Easy to manage with that mess, indeed.

CrowTRobot · 11 Dec 2016, 20:50

At least to my knowledge, my peers in 9th grade weren't quite as messed up-- We'd all saved it for 10th

Starman · 12 Dec 2016, 05:34

My job tonight involved an Elvis impersonator. Anyone find that interesting?

Clare · 13 Dec 2016, 19:44

In my new house and have internet. Woo hoo!!

01 Dec 2016, 04:55	#6521
MalilaM Random Motion Join Date: 07 Jul 2002 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Posts: 15,878	Oh, indeed. ♪ ♫ ♪ I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race ♪ ♫ ♪ 32

01 Dec 2016, 20:03	#6522
Mumu Exclusive Fanclub Member Join Date: 27 Sep 2012 Location: somewhere in the Center of France Posts: 2,925	Sometimes they can be funny, or a huge pain in the neck ! Whatever you do, never explain yourself : your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you.

02 Dec 2016, 09:14	#6523
ariAna maniac Join Date: 25 Feb 2008 Location: in the heart of the city, Bonn, Germany Posts: 4,493	Thanks for your "crap" stories, you all gave me a real good mornig laugh (on a day I could kill the stupid collegue who sits opposite of me!!! ) G - O! Let's go!

03 Dec 2016, 01:06	#6524
MalilaM Random Motion Join Date: 07 Jul 2002 Location: Mexico City, Mexico Posts: 15,878	Ana, don't kill anyone yet. I'm sure we'll have more funny stories to share. ♪ ♫ ♪ I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race ♪ ♫ ♪ 32

05 Dec 2016, 20:25	#6525
Mumu Exclusive Fanclub Member Join Date: 27 Sep 2012 Location: somewhere in the Center of France Posts: 2,925	Well, let's begin with that chapter : how to make babies ! Before, we are looking for how flowers do, how animals of all kinds do. As long as it was only : the female lays eggs, the male gives his spermatic cells, OK. Now, it's with hens, and, how shocking, rabbits. With a video... "Madam, it's dirty, I can't write "penis" in my notebook". Well, what's dirty ? Babies can't exist without that ? Yes, but it's dirty ! OK, let's say it other way : you believe in God, so, do you think that a thing made by Him can be dirty ? "No", so... It's dirty ! Let's think a little bit : if you're here, guess what your fathers did 15 years ago ? "OOOOHHHHHH, but it's dirty !". And well, how many brothers and sisters do you have ? ==> ?!!!!! And so on.... It seems it's gonna be a little bit hard to manage with her. I've even heard : "Madam, you show us videos with animals having sex" Yes, and then ? " Are you gonna ???!!!!!" No, no porn movie here ! "Aaaahhhhh strong relief She's even in shock to see the hen laying an egg ! Whatever you do, never explain yourself : your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you.

06 Dec 2016, 10:42	#6526
ariAna maniac Join Date: 25 Feb 2008 Location: in the heart of the city, Bonn, Germany Posts: 4,493	Your job is far more entertaining than mine!!! G - O! Let's go!

11 Dec 2016, 20:48	#6527
Mumu Exclusive Fanclub Member Join Date: 27 Sep 2012 Location: somewhere in the Center of France Posts: 2,925	Yes, but still stressing. On friday, it was : human reproduction. Brain storming, what does it means for you. Well, I won't write here what I've seen, as it's quite rude, but yes, at least two of my pupils know very well porno movies. In the same group, one girl quite shy about sex, and two boys fond of crap porn movies. Easy to manage with that mess, indeed. Whatever you do, never explain yourself : your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you.

11 Dec 2016, 20:50	#6528
CrowTRobot probably the youngest? Join Date: 14 Nov 2016 Location: The Satellite of Love Posts: 45	At least to my knowledge, my peers in 9th grade weren't quite as messed up-- We'd all saved it for 10th all i do is play video games and listen to alphaville

12 Dec 2016, 05:34	#6529
Starman Forever Canada Join Date: 15 Dec 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 423	My job tonight involved an Elvis impersonator. Anyone find that interesting? Love Life. Everything else is just details... [star]

13 Dec 2016, 19:44	#6530
Clare Alphanut Join Date: 31 Mar 2001 Location: By a river, near Fort William in view of Ben Nevis Posts: 9,969	In my new house and have internet. Woo hoo!! "I've had many sobering thoughts in my life.... ....it was them what drove me to drink!" [drunk] Grandad, Only Fools and Horses (UK sitcom)