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Old 01 Apr 2019, 20:28   #695
Clare
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Every Thursday a man in his 90s comes to my office to pay his rent. Each week we hear him muttering as he comes in the door and he's complaining out loud half way to the desk. Last week I only overheard part of his story but it was something about his photo having been published in a Japanese magazine. He was famous, he told us, But "have you ever been to Japan?" my colleague asked. No he said," but I'm well known there". For some reason I wanted to burst into song. Lucky I resisted.


"I've had many sobering thoughts in my life....
....it was them what drove me to drink!" [drunk]

Grandad, Only Fools and Horses (UK sitcom)
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