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wii
18 Dec 2001, 16:43
The other day at work I discussed this topic with some collegues, and we came up with a few ideas:

1. shave his beard and get him a US army cut.
2. hang him up in a belt wearing Levis.
3. hang US flags all over the cell.
4. play "Born in the USA" 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
5. give him nothing but Big Macs and vanilla shakes.

More ideas are very welcome...


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Avil
18 Dec 2001, 17:40
<img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> Very funny!!

But hey, is it really bin laden that is the guilty one? Maybe he is just telling us that he did it to get peoples attention.

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Jonatan
18 Dec 2001, 20:46
Berhard Laden?

ehh...hmmm...what am I saying? <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

see me through - i'm a soulman...

wonder2000
19 Dec 2001, 07:11
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micki
19 Dec 2001, 19:25
I dunno, maybe take him for a guided tour around the US, with American Airlines and Chevrolet of course <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...
...or just put him in the middle of Madison Square Garden and see what happens!!

"the 80's child"

Trent
19 Dec 2001, 21:17
Lets just keep the wanker where he is...America doesn't need his kind stinking the country up...we have enough stink over here

"When I close my eyes, I see my soul...When I open them, I see yours"...
Trent

leenix
20 Dec 2001, 15:58
How about this: shave him, let him have a little sex change surgery, dress him up like a woman and then send him back to his tally ho friends and see what happens...

Other things to do if you're feeling omnipotent: turn George Bush jr into a poor african american in the projects, let Hitler get into that art school he applied to (just to see if that would have change history), let the big bosses from the multinational companies be slaves in a Nike sweatshop, let the butcher be a butchee...
Plus saving the world, of course.

...---... life will kill you in the end ...---...

micki
20 Dec 2001, 22:34
...or lock him in a room with all the poor Muslim women he harassed and pressed down, and let them tear the fuckers bodyparts apart, how about that...??

"the 80's child"

Avil
21 Dec 2001, 00:45
If they dont care about him, then other people might think that they could do something like he did, because they wont be punished for it.

quote:Originally posted by Trent:

Lets just keep the wanker where he is...America doesn't need his kind stinking the country up...we have enough stink over here

"When I close my eyes, I see my soul...When I open them, I see yours"...
Trent



~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~

micki
21 Dec 2001, 01:13
but, Trentie didn't say that we wouldn't punish him, he just said that we shouldn't bring him to the states anymore, because he'd stink down the states even more...

"Santa's little helper"

Ariana Dreamer
21 Dec 2001, 11:36
Dress him up in womens clothes, dye his hair and call him pretty! Shave his beard and put it in his ass! Tatoo his face with "I did it cause I have a small penis". And then, when hes in prison make his soap extra slippery so he always has to bend over in the shower!!


Merry X-mas to all of you!!

Trent
21 Dec 2001, 14:10
Yeah! What micki said Christina!! I really wonder sometimes if you really read what I say...I don't care what you do to the wanker...Just leave him as far away from me as possible... (I had friends in the twin towers)....I don't think I would be very kind to the man if I seen him up close...(Just might get TOO personal)

"When I close my eyes, I see my soul...When I open them, I see yours"...
Trent

buttman
21 Dec 2001, 14:23
Ariana - you're the best! I almost pissed my pants laughing!!! <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle>

wii
21 Dec 2001, 14:52
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ariana - that was funny !!!

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Avil
21 Dec 2001, 14:55
HEH!!! Typical boys!!!

~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~

russharvey
25 Dec 2001, 18:58
Wow! Someobody better get Osama a message - better to be caught by the US Military than by the members of the Alphaville Forum!!

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you guys are too much sometimes!!!

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micki
26 Dec 2001, 03:06
But, what if he's here - in disguise!? He's hiding here because he knows we'd never suspect any of our utopians...?? Might be worth giving a thought...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Santa's little helper"

Krapplund
18 Aug 2006, 14:33
Dead or alive??

FallenAngel
18 Aug 2006, 14:50
Both........[smile2]

Cassiel
19 Aug 2006, 16:32
All i wanna do is to put him out of the CIA hospital, where ever that one is...

And can someone tell me any news bout this Saddam Hussein-Double, a cousin of him....

Krapplund
23 Sep 2006, 11:47
Latest new:

Bin Laden should be dead, it´s what the L'Est Republicain are saying.

What should we belive??

www.estrepublicain.fr

FallenAngel
23 Sep 2006, 15:38
Those Frenchies would kill everyone! Look at their revolution!! And that great invention the guillotinne...[smile]