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Krapplund
17 Oct 2001, 21:30
Someone here that want to know what real HUMOUR are <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
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make your choise - i made my - http://tip.nu/victory
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Adiville
18 Oct 2001, 02:36
Who needs humour when we got you, Krapplund ? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
OK, i want to know......
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...just curious...
what is real humour<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
depends on point of view...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> some people have a lousy sense of humor..but they think it's brilliant...(some, at least:)...).
"the 80's child"
I don´t think you can say that someone has real humour or not...it depends on your friends and so...what they think is funny...
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Just what I just said...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
"the 80's child"
Jonatan
18 Oct 2001, 17:46
Det är humor det, Krapplund!
see me through - i'm a soulman...
"That´s humour Krapplund"
*translates what Jonatan just wrote* =)
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Krapplund
20 Oct 2001, 15:54
Time to tell what homour is <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>
Oki....now!!
This is HOMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://w1.471.telia.com/~u47104026/webbilder/krapp_av_tele.gif
Taken from the telephone directory....
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make your choise - i made my - http://tip.nu/victory
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Edited by - Krapplund on 30 Jun 2002 16:06:19
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha that´s great Krapplund!!!!!!
I´m too young to have my name there, but as soon as I get 18´...hohohihoo
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Adiville
21 Oct 2001, 00:37
Krapplund - you are THE MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jonatan
21 Oct 2001, 09:45
Great Krapplund!!! That's all I have to say...
see me through - i'm a soulman...
I'd call that fact, not humour...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...
Krap...WE LOVE YOU!!!...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
"the 80's child"
hahaha!!!
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THAT'S GREAT!
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
Yeah, the fact that we love Krapplund, that´s funny!*lol*
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Mr. Picard
23 Oct 2001, 12:20
Oh my god... How crazy... But very nice... Lol....
The swedes in this place, anyone heard "rally"???
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AV_defender
24 Nov 2001, 23:01
*OMG*yeah thats humor,really
how did you think about doing that??is it allowed???
wow..youre the man!!!
/Defender-The Watcher Of The Scene
Heh?? what what???
However, yeah it can be really funny sometimes. If you understand what the situation is about will say.
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AV_defender
25 Nov 2001, 10:29
i was talking about Krapplunds "påhitt"
that one really made my day<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
/Defender-The Watcher Of The Scene
Krapplund
10 Dec 2001, 16:19
It's allowed....i'm a fan and why don't show it for everyone <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>
Why show what i'm working with when I can show what I am....a FAN!!
Just to remeber all here around....
THIS IS HUMOR!!!
http://w1.471.telia.com/~u47104026/webbilder/krapp_av_tele.gif
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make your choise - i made my - http://tip.nu/victory
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Edited by - Krapplund on 30 Jun 2002 16:08:06
AV_defender
10 Dec 2001, 19:24
hehehe..why couldnt that be my idea??<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
i think youre great Krapplund..AV should see this..they would like it!!!
/Defender-The Watcher Of The Scene
russharvey
05 Jul 2002, 16:43
Peter! That is GREAT!!!!
Hey! Here we just celebrated America's independence day - the 4th of July! We lit off fireworks and had hotdogs and hamburgers and watermelon..... it was great!
My question is this.... what other countries have a 4th of July?
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Answer: THEY ALL DO!!! Get it? 4th of July is just a day on everybody's calendar!! <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>
***This life is expensive, but at least it comes with a free trip around the sun!***
Pronnmo
28 Jul 2002, 02:50
Here's a fun little joke I heard from a fellow on the Arvika Festival:
Q: "Why do women wear makeup and use parfume?" (spelling?)
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A: ---> "Becuase they're ugly and smell bad!"
(No offense meant, but I found it very amusing. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> )
:|^|:..and if rain brings winds of change, let it rain on us forever..:|^|:
ha
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...very funny... <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
ha
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very funny...not!
*mutters at Pronnmo*
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
*gonna smash something on Pronnmo*
will you join me in that fun Avil?
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http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
Pronnmo
28 Jul 2002, 17:02
*lol* Evil reactions from the girls/women/whatever you wish to call yourselves ^_^
Hilarious =)
j/k
:|^|:..and if rain brings winds of change, let it rain on us forever..:|^|:
quote:Originally posted by Alien:
*gonna smash something on Pronnmo*
will you join me in that fun Avil?
<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
Muahahahahahaha!
It will be a pleasure...LOL
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
Well, I never wear perfume and I rarely use make up, so I must be a wonderfully smelling beauty queen! Ah well... It's monday morning and I have huge bags under my eyes and mosquito bites all over my face. I smell of yesterday's red wine and garlic (as always) and I suppose no make up or perfume in the world would help. It's not my problem, I don't see myself. Just feeling a bit sorry for my co-workers...
...---... life will kill you in the end ...---...
@leenix: <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
the empire strikes back:
MEN ARE LIKE ...........
Men are like... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like... Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like... Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like... Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like... Coffee. The best
ones are rich, warm, and can keep
you up all night long.
Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like... Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like... Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how
hard, or many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the
rest are handicapped.
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
Adiville
09 Aug 2002, 23:58
You probably know this one already.....
Sex is like NIKE = just do it !!! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
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---------------Alpha-X---------------
http://www.geocities.com/adiville</h6>
LMAO!!!!
Oh yeah, that´s MEN!
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
Krapplund
10 Aug 2002, 13:50
What is SEX<img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
http://w1.471.telia.com/~u47104026/webbilder/logotype.gif (http://www.krapplund.com)
in Sweden and Germany I'd suppose it's a number between five and seven...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
[anarchist]
Krapplund
12 Aug 2002, 11:25
Yes...I think so to <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
quote:Originally posted by micki:
in Sweden and Germany I'd suppose it's a number between five and seven...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
[anarchist]
http://w1.471.telia.com/~u47104026/webbilder/logotype.gif (http://www.krapplund.com)
right said!
http://alien-land.narod.ru/alien-land/newsign.gif
I can see you through...
http://users.auth.gr/~salaxi/various/mp3/Italianman.mp3
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
LMFAO Me father used to tell this joke at parties when we lived in Italy...Funny as hell
quote:Originally posted by Avil:
http://users.auth.gr/~salaxi/various/mp3/Italianman.mp3
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
http://alphaville.homestead.com/files/scotland2.gif
"When I close my eyes, I see my soul...When I open them, I see yours"...
Trent
You´ve lived in italy trent?
yeah it´s really funny!
lol
<center> ~/~/~Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, live today~/~/~
a l p h a v i l l e</center>
Yes ma'am, I did...Where I first heard the enchanting vocals of Mr. Gold...=)
http://alphaville.homestead.com/files/scotland2.gif
"When I close my eyes, I see my soul...When I open them, I see yours"...
Trent
Jonatan
26 Sep 2002, 22:47
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woah! cute dance that is!
haha! they say it's humour! my poor ears...
listen to that:
http://guerin.digitalfade.com/myflash/minkey_boodle.swf
stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it!
HAHA That's Spaceghost!!!! With Zorak and Brak...I LOVE that cartoon
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quote:Originally posted by Alien
haha! they say it's humour! my poor ears...
listen to that:
http://guerin.digitalfade.com/myflash/minkey_boodle.swf
stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it!
Here's another dancing Spiderman gif hehe
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AV_defender
23 Oct 2002, 14:05
this is humor..can you see who it is??[bouncy]
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visit the page www.reasonablyclever.com (http://) to make your own Lego figure
hahaha! I've made once my own Lego figure there... but anyway I have real my own lego girl somewhere... *looks around* in this flat...
AV_defender
23 Oct 2002, 14:08
damn..it got to small..[gnasher]
i'll make a try with its usual size..remove this post someone if its too big...*hates resizing*
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That was fun...here's mine hehehe!!!!!
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*Just loved that Sputnik Roadhouse look*
They´re pretty good! Lego rules!! It´s the best toy in the world!!
no, inkpens are best, with them you can mess about everything without whatsoever difficulties :))...
AV_defender
23 Oct 2002, 18:44
@Trent: that looks exactly like Marian in the sputnik roadhouse project!!
i liked the way he looked too..except for that forehead-curl of his..
LMAO I especially liked that spit curl over his forehead! I thought it was cute...*Wishes he had a video player that could play Klassentraffen right now* Man I have the movie but I can't ever watch it Grrr
AV_defender
23 Oct 2002, 20:33
@Trent:get your arse over to my place right now!!!!!!..and dont forget to bring that video..=P
*Sees how much it will cost to get to Sweden* Oh oh oh I get it!! You just want me for me Klassentraffen video!! *Cries*
AV_defender
23 Oct 2002, 20:41
@Trent: well, also for the reason that you might be one of the few who knows why i want to see klassentreffen so bad=D...and after all i have a VCR so do you have anything to loose?*blinks at trent*
guess who it was supposed to look like?
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well.. his make was almost washed away by then...
[laugh]
and now guess who needs some cure?
http://www.expressen.nu/html/flash/peeping.swf
LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!
Krapplund
23 Oct 2002, 22:20
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
Krapplund
24 Oct 2002, 00:39
Sorry for the swedish....
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AV_defender
24 Oct 2002, 08:09
ive seen the "seeing under their clothes" thing b4..so i didnt laugh that much because i laughed enough when i saw it for the first time=D;)
under kläderna?...What program is that?
quote:Originally posted by micki
under kläderna?...What program is that?
it´s the link I gave u
Krapplund
24 Oct 2002, 22:39
Great Hardin!
Krapplund
24 Oct 2002, 23:53
DE E HUMOR!!!!!!!!! [thumbup][thumbup][thumbup][thumbup][thumbup][thumbup]
[beer][beer][beer]
quote:Originally posted by hardin
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Krapplund in action!
@Avil: LOL It took me a little while to figure the "Utan kläder"-thing :)...now I realized the job with the mouse :)...
LOL, finally someone bothered to do lego-Frank :))...and that's Krap! [wink]
Great work Hardin!! It really looks like Krapplund!!!!!
Jonatan
25 Oct 2002, 18:50
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That is Krapplund allright!
Jonatan
25 Oct 2002, 18:52
quote:Originally posted by Krapplund
Sorry for the swedish....
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Hohoho...This is the sort of HUMOR i like!
Krapplund
27 Oct 2002, 12:35
@Jonathan: My to....hehehe
@Hardin: Now days I don´t have that mutch hair on my head....I was drunk some weekends ago and found a hairtrimer.....but love the lego-krapp [laugh]
just don't forget me ;)...
OH NO! I'm not crazy!
*sighs*
ok... I lied...
I AM CRAZY!
welcome to the club, A ;)
thanks... but I'm here in that club from long ago... [smile2]
Krapplund
29 Oct 2002, 04:34
[laugh]
You are all so funny to look at.
I´m not very crazy though.
then you're not part of the club ;) sorry :))
what? we're funny to look at?
Adiville
30 Oct 2002, 12:49
Cool stuff :
1. Revenge of the mouse.....
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2. http://www.animamundiweb.com/animamundi/flash/Grok.swf
[laugh]
who cares about mouses?
Adiville
03 Nov 2002, 17:15
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html
Just press on the horses....[sing]
Krapplund
03 Nov 2002, 17:29
That´s great!!!
From sweden to.....HUMOR!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by alpha-x
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.html
Just press on the horses....[sing]
hahahahahaa...
this reminds me caucasian songs...
a bit funny (for bored people):
http://www.miniclip.com/bubblepop.htm
that's what I do at the moment......
Adiville
03 Nov 2002, 22:17
HA !!! VERY COOL !!! but i prefer the real thing......
LOL, I liked the Horses best :)...hehehe...
...and the bubble-thing was cool :) I always used to pop those things as a kid when we got a post-package :)) those days, those days...
lol!!
didn´t understand what it was until I took a closer look!
bubbles are made to pop them!
Avil got it, just not right away ;)...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Trent :-)
heeheheheheee.... good laugh in the morning is good for me!
Krapplund
12 Nov 2002, 17:33
Here´s something that are HUMOUR [laugh]
www.krapplund.com/humor.mp3 (http://www.krapplund.com/humor.mp3) (Sorry swedish)
jag fatta inget av d för den ryckte hela tiden...försöker igen imorrn...
The computer cartoon is definitely like my work PC. It only crashes when you try to use it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Not Stressed At All!!!
Clare
Krapplund
20 Nov 2002, 11:40
Softporno!
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LOL, softie, huh? [smile2]...
Adiville
10 Dec 2002, 23:16
Does it look familiar ?!? [laugh][laugh]
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Oh! I wanna such T-shirt!
Saw this on another forum
Someone definately has way too much time on their hands
http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/
There's more throughout the site too
http://www.rathergood.com
@Trent: Haha...cute kittens :-))
AV_defender
12 Dec 2002, 08:38
@Trent: that was the ugliest thing ive ever seen!!*laughs her lungs out*
Jonatan
12 Dec 2002, 09:25
@Trent
Hmm.....[smile]
AV_defender
12 Dec 2002, 09:55
i went to check the site with more of those sick things that Trent had included, and i found an animated cartoon that was about a boy who lived in a place where terrible things happen..alright, the first crab that camot along was pretty funny, but the second crab that had the head of "IT" was enough for me=D
in sweden they have just shown that movie and i didnt even have the guts to look at the first 20 minutes of the movie...this is humour, really...you should have seen me in the couch sitting with my blanket infront of my eyes and my ears stuffed with my own fingers that i wouldnt hear all those nasty sounds the clwon made..i went to bed during the brake..and i was afraid to turn off the lights because i imagined that i had a clown lying under my bed.....
@Trent: yeah... cute kittens! in the beginning I couldn't understand what was that... but then I noticed my headphones wasn't connected to pc so I couldn't hear any sound! [smile2] had to put them in to get all that!
The European Commission, in line with the introduction of the Euro currency, has just announced an agreement whereby the the official language of the EU will be English rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more kompikated changes are possible. The Government will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e:s" in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and similar kombinations vuld of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, vi vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen vi vil tak over ze vorld!
Pronnmo
25 Dec 2002, 11:59
And then people will speak and write like those horrible frensh people, and I'll have to destroy the entire untion.. ;)
(although I'm serious about the destroying part if someone would that kind of idea, probably only a matter of time, stupid as most people are these days..)
btw: www.somethingawful.com/jeffk
Some really funny shite (yes, trent-ripoff phrase =))
o! zat is so funy! do i spel korekt? [laugh]
i lik zis way of spelin... [laugh]
Very good Alien, you learn fast!
Adiville
26 Dec 2002, 21:15
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[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
hahaha... zat is so right!
Jonatan
26 Dec 2002, 23:17
haha, funny one! Is it true? Well ye...
Jonatan
26 Dec 2002, 23:47
Ironic?
Yes isn´t it kinda ironic to say that you have to be a man to get rid of the work at home, work less and earn more...??
Sure, this is a political question...
I guess that 20 years ago it was true....but now it´s a different story!!
Jonatan
27 Dec 2002, 11:19
@Poul e
I think it's more or less the same, unfortunately...maybe not as obvious though
It´s true, more or less...
Of course it´s much better today, but still, there are problems with this.
Yes of course is not the same all over the world. I can only say that I think a lot has changed in my country over the last 20 or 30 years. Before women almost always were at home taking care of house and children, but nowadays most women have a job of their own to take care of which means that they can´t (and shouldn´t) be doing as much work at home as before so the man/men has to help out.
Adiville
31 Dec 2002, 15:09
Something for the holidays....[wink]
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LOL! I love that picture Adi!
Adiville
01 Jan 2003, 19:37
He really looks pissed off !!!!!!! :-))))
Found this on a Liverpool forum. There´s a couple of good ones there :-)
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" & "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Adiville
16 Jan 2003, 13:14
UHHHH...... TOO MUCH THINKING !!!! [bigeyes2][boggled][bigeyes2][boggled][bigmouth][bigmouth][bigmouth]
ooooooooh... too many questions for my brains!
Pronnmo
19 Jan 2003, 16:26
http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm
Brilliant page!
Jonatan
19 Jan 2003, 16:36
quote:Originally posted by Pronnmo
http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm
Brilliant page!
YEAH!!! Great page!!
What a funny one!! love it...poke poke
Krapplund
19 Jan 2003, 18:51
Oh....YEAH that was FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! [love]
Adiville
19 Jan 2003, 22:24
HAAAAAAAAAAA.............!!!!!!!!!!
This is the exact crappy humour i like - shallow and stupid !!!!!!!
MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......... [laugh]
The penguin is so cute !!!
Looks a bit like my sister [wink]
Krapplund
12 Mar 2003, 00:15
For the swedish members.....a sound-clip from the radio-program Christer in P3....listen....it´s HUMOUR!!! [laugh]
Link (http://www.krapplund.com/bilder/Christer.zip)
Jonatan
12 Mar 2003, 19:07
Danish Mountains.
Jonatan
12 Mar 2003, 19:15
@Krapplund
HAHAHA! It's HUMOUR!!
Krapplund
17 Mar 2003, 21:08
@Jonatan:
Fun to heart that at least you think it was HUMOUR!!! [laugh]
bad humour
Iraq war, 2013.
The representative of a staff of the antiIraq coalition has informed on brieffing for old journalists:
- 51st iraqi division surrendered again;
- Um-Qasr is again under total control of alliance;
- the american tanks are in 2 km from Baghdad;
- Saddam Hussein injured in 185th time, his sons are killed 37 times;
- because of the flashes on the Sun whole alliance's aviation was shot down by "Patriot" rockets by mistake;
- iraqi are a bit tired and can't kiss american liberators so tight as before while greeting them;
- American people heroically make cruise missiles "Tomahawk" from improvised materials;
- losses of a coalition for all time are 62 persons injured and 229 641 person lost;
- G.W.Bush has addressed to the nation in 5468 times and has asked the Congress of USA to allocate the last of 25 cents on post-war arrangement of Iraq;
- on the next Oscar ceremony the hall was full of organizers of the ceremony and the attendants.
There were only 8 minutes 15 seconds till the end of operation. Nobody remembered what oil looked like, but the fantastic success of democracy was very close...
If you like cats then I think you can laugh at this:
http://www.home.no/khaukaas/files/laughing_cat.htm
FallenAngel
18 Apr 2003, 16:06
I think I saw a pussycat ! Yes I did ![laugh]
Adiville
01 May 2003, 13:34
Check this out :
http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf
[wink]
FallenAngel
01 May 2003, 13:41
I think I saw a ............[bigeyes2]
Yes I did [boggled]
Krapplund
01 May 2003, 18:34
[laugh] I saw something....what was that [question] [party]
FallenAngel
01 May 2003, 18:46
I know it, but I don't tell it !!! [eyebrows][nonono][nonono]
Enjoy.
http://www.gigglecentre.com/visual/kbd.html
http://www.gigglecentre.com/visual/word.html
FallenAngel
01 May 2003, 19:22
[laugh][laugh]
Thank you Kaz!!!
Where can I find that keyboard??
Adiville
01 May 2003, 22:23
HE HE........ GREAT !!! [laugh]
I could use that kind of a keyboard !
I've seen these links somewhere before... [laugh] they're great!
Krapplund
02 May 2003, 09:03
Nice to see that MY topic still are alive [wink]
FallenAngel
02 May 2003, 09:09
Yes the topic is stil alive and so are we.
Isn't that a good reason for.....
[beer][party][laugh][love][dunce][dopey]
[angel]
Krapplund
02 May 2003, 09:11
[thumbup]
Krapplund
16 May 2003, 20:35
THIS IS HUMOUR!!!
http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf
Krapplund
16 May 2003, 20:38
And for the Swedich members that ned some MONEY!!!!!! [laugh][laugh]
http://www.happyfilm.org
Should I join????
Krapplund
05 Jun 2003, 10:18
What to say about this crazy man [question]
www.walterkurtsson.nu (http://www.walterkurtsson.nu)
Krapplund
07 Jun 2003, 19:55
Something to listen at....HUMOUR!!! [jump2]
Godagoda (http://www.krapplund.com/bilder/Christer2.zip) (Swedisch!)
What to do if your taxi-company don´t work to good...[laugh]
Here's one to test your eyesight...
http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=284
Adiville
14 Jun 2003, 01:05
Was that a Friday 13th joke ?!?
Anyway, I figured it out from the start [wink]
To be honest, when I first saw it I thought it was a real 'Where's Waldo' site!
Krapplund
14 Jun 2003, 09:04
[laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh]
Just got a good book called, "You Want, You'd Settle For, You Get", a bit of a humourous outlook on how life is compared to our dreams. For example:
You want to be a smart arse
You'd settle for being a silly arse
You end up as an arsehole
Loads more like that - I'll try and dig out the funniest.
One for the girls:
Benefits of Being Female
* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* When we buy a vibrator, it's sexy. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
* Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us -- guys look like complete idiots in ours.
* We can be groupies.
* Male groupies are stalkers.
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
* Men die sooner, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
* Free drinks.
* Free dinners.
* We can hug our friends without wondering if they think we're gay.
* We know the truth about whether size matters.
* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
* Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
* It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
* We don't fart to amuse ourselves.
* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
* If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
* We have the ability to dress ourselves.
* We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
* We have an excuse to be totally cranky at least once a month.
* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without automatically picturing them naked.
* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
* Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
* There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
* Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
* We'll never regret piercing our ears.
* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
* We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
FallenAngel
29 Jun 2003, 11:37
[laugh]
Good ones Kaz!!!
[laugh]hehe... hehe.... that's right!
So, you REALLY want to know all about Britain and how the British live? Check this out:
http://www.brookview.karoo.net/BFA/index.htm
Called "Britain for Americans", I think the writer was actually half serious when he made this up!
God, I did laugh very jolly much indeed, old chap [laugh]
oh... now I know everything about Britain! [laugh]
Adiville
05 Jul 2003, 00:47
Marian and Bernd a la Southpark style [laugh]
Here is the site where you can create any person you'd like : http://southpark.gamesweb.com/flash/sp-studio.swf
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@ Adi
I fell on the bloody floor when I saw those! Really cool and well done [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
@Adi:
MY GOD!!!!! [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] Despite this shitty day of mine, it made me damn laugh!!!!!!! *wipes out the tears from her eyes that came out from laugh* Damn it!!! Hope Marian and Bernhard will see these pictures! [eyebrows] [laugh]
Had to try one! Marian in the Forever Young video...
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Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi........ FANTASTIC!!!!!
I had to try it out, too... Well, little innocent Frankie also got a South Park-face... [laugh]
How do you like it?....
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Adiville
05 Jul 2003, 14:08
@Kaz : well done !!!
@Agnes : he he...... cool !!!!!! [laugh]
Glad i made some people laugh.
@ Agi
Awww, he looks so cute! [laugh]
@ Adi
What do you think about printing these out and giving them to Marian after the gig?? [laugh]
FallenAngel
05 Jul 2003, 19:30
And what about this picture of two beautiful dolphins?
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Heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee.... [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] You made my day, JP!!!! [laugh][laugh]
@ JP
Is that a British cow with Mad Cow disease?
No, Kaz, the Mad Cow is me... [crazy]
No way Agnes!! I'm the nutty one, remember?? [laugh]
Adiville
05 Jul 2003, 21:52
@JP : HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!! [laugh][laugh][laugh]
You're a killer !!!!! [laugh]
LOL @ all those pics!!!
[laugh][laugh][laugh]
FallenAngel
06 Jul 2003, 17:26
If you love this, what about this one?
http://www.alphaville.org/forum/Data/200376182537_awake.jpg
hehe... I've seen it before! [smile2]
FallenAngel
07 Jul 2003, 18:48
And what about this lil angel?????
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Adiville
07 Jul 2003, 19:18
Another good one, JP [laugh][laugh][laugh][beer]
WOW, just as my "younger" daughter, Anna... [laugh] (though the difference between them is 2 minutes only! [wink] )
FallenAngel
09 Jul 2003, 18:40
This is not a joke, so please continue reading.
Everyone knows that spending to much hours behind the computer can be dangerous, but no one ever has given a proove of this.
So, I decided to save everyone from the dangers of 'to much computer' by posting this:
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[eyebrows][laugh]
I think he has the same cup on the computer desk as me usually.
I hope he's not slam in 2020 [laugh]
Wow, I'm often thinking of myself being the same as that guy, the only difference is that I have nor beard neither moustache... [tongue] [laugh]
Oh, yes, I don't smoke either... [smile2]
LOL
but that will never happen to me...
Krapplund
10 Jul 2003, 10:15
hmmm....porno [question]
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FallenAngel
10 Jul 2003, 10:24
mmmmmm
Good question Krapplund.
They are doing something, that is sure!
Let's give some names to them!
Who is no 1? the middle one? and the last one??
Don't be shy and give us the names....[laugh][laugh]
There is just one question, JP... which one should we name as Angel?... [eyebrows] [laugh]
Krapplund
10 Jul 2003, 16:06
Hmm....oki...let´s see
1 = Willy
2 = Adi
3 = FallenAngel
but something is strange....have to change something...more like this:
1 = Adi
2 = FallenAngel
3 = Willy
[laugh][laugh][laugh]
@Krapp: Why don't you make a topic called "I'm hot"? [laugh]
FallenAngel
10 Jul 2003, 19:10
If Krapplund may be naughty, so can I!!![eyebrows][eyebrows]
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[laugh]
WHOA!!! [laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] JP, did you decide to kill me?... [laugh][laugh][laugh]
So we know everything about Britain from the link Kaz posted some time ago. Now it's time to learn some info about Russia.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~elwinw/russia/fun/russia_only.html
All written there - truth. and that makes it funny.
Sounds a bit weird, Elena, but it is the truth that you yourselves, Russians know it for the best. (And if you can laugh on yourselves, that is even better. [wink] )
we always laugh on ourselved even when others don't understand what we're laughing at. [laugh]
@ [alien] :
"The Russians seems to be that way/We love you like we love D. Kaye"
[love2] [smile]
@ Alien
OMG!!! That is so great!! [laugh] [laugh]
FallenAngel
30 Jul 2003, 15:28
Yes Alien, listen to the wise words of Agnes [approve]
MalilaM
30 Jul 2003, 15:41
@Alien: As I told you a few times before, it sounds so much like Mexico... [laugh]
Oh, except for the police... they don't carry machine guns here (I think they fear they could hurt themselves)
FallenAngel
30 Jul 2003, 15:52
@MalilaM
Glad that there are still normal countries like Belgium!!![crazy][eyebrows]
Do you consider Belgium as a normal country???? With people like you???... [wink] [smile2] [love2]
FallenAngel
30 Jul 2003, 20:30
And I am the most 'normal' person here!
You should see the others!!!
@JP:
[shake] [scared] [tape] [splat]
*says nothing on Hungary*
[toilet]
@ MalilaM: yeah. I noticed so many similar things about Russia and Latin American countries that it made me wonder... why do we have so much in common?
MalilaM
30 Jul 2003, 23:58
@Angel: Don't tease me... *warning* [laugh]
@Alien: As soon as I know why, I will write my doctorate dissertation [smile] (I'll send you a copy) ;)
FallenAngel
31 Jul 2003, 10:06
@Malila
I do it for you best! This keeps you in condition!!![approve][bunny]
@MalilaM: Great! Go for it! [laugh]
Krapplund
02 Aug 2003, 16:21
I´m on my 3 beer today....and more will come...I will leave for a party later and get some more beers...
Yesterday I was on www.Liseberg.se and hade several beers (?).....and hade a very nice time in TYROLEN!!!! [love][love]
Sooooo LET´S PARTY AGEIN!!!!
COME ON EVERYBODY......!!!! YOU JUST LIVE ON TIME....[party][party]
FallenAngel
02 Aug 2003, 17:33
Let's mix some topics, ok?
Humor, drunk topic, ..... in one ! Very easy to consult!
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Who wants a beer?????[eyebrows][laugh]
I'm an anti-alcoholic... *feels dizzy* [bunny]
MalilaM
08 Aug 2003, 16:40
I read this story for a school lesson and I still like it...
It's downright un-American
Art Buchwald, 1983
I have a confession to make, and the sooner it gets out in the open, the better I'll feel about it. I don't drive a car.
Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
Through the years I've found it very embarassing to admit it to anyone, and my best friends tend to view me with suspicion and contempt.
But where I really run into trouble is when I go to a store and try o make a purchase with a check.
It happened again last week when I went to a discount houseat a large shopping center in Maryland. I wanted to buy a portable typewriter, and the salesman was very helpful about showing me the different models.
I decided on one, and then I said, "May I write out a personal check?"
"Naturally," he said kindly. "Do you have any identification?"
"Of course," I said. I produced an American Express credit card, a Diner's Club credit card, a Carte blanche credit card, a Bell Telephone credit card, and my pass to the White house.
The man inspected them all and then said, "Where's your driver's license?"
"I don't have one," I replied.
"Did you lose it?"
"No, I didn't lose it. I don't drive a car."
He pushed a button under the cash register, and suddenly a floor manager came rushing over.
The salesman had now become surly. "This guy's trying to cash a check, and he doesn't have a driver's license. Should I call the store detective?"
"Wait a minute. I'll talk to him," the manager said. "did you lose your driver's license for some traffic offense?"
"No, I've never driven. I don't like to drive."
"Nobody likes to drive," the floor manager shouted. "That's no excuse. Why are you trying to cash a check if you don't have a driver's license?"
"I though all the other identification was good enough. I had to be cleared by the Secret Service to get this white House pass," I said hopefully.
The floor manager looked scornfully at the pass and all my credit cards. "Anyone can get cleared by the Secret Service. Hey, wait a minute. How did you get out here to the shopping center if you don't drive?"
"I took a taxi," I said.
"Well, that takes the cake," he said.
By this time a crowd had gathered.
"What happened?"
"Guy doesn't have a driver's license."
"Says he doesn't even drive. Never has driven."
"Lynch him."
"Tar and feather him."
"How un-american can you get?"
The crowd was getting ugly, so I decided to forget the typewriter.
"Never mind," I said. "I'll go somewhere else."
By this time the president of the store had arrived on the scene. Fortunately, he recognised my name and okayed the check. He was very embarrassed by the treatment I had received and said, "come on, I'll buy you a drink."
"I forgot to tell you," I said. "I don't drink either."
This was too much, even for him, and he pushed me toward the door.
"Get out of here," he said, "and don't come back!"
Now ain't that so American???? [laugh]
*whispers* I don't drive either. I'm expecting to be kicked out of Britain any moment. I drink though, I do!
Very American [laugh][laugh][laugh]!!! Due to multiple issues, I didn`t get my driver`s license until I was 18, and those two years were rather embarrassing. (I never had a great compulsion to drive, one of the many things I love about living in Berlin!!!). One of my closest friends in Utah doesn`t have her license, and she encounters the same thing when asked for identification.
FallenAngel
12 Aug 2003, 08:18
Talking about driver's licences...
Glad that there is stil police to protects us against those fools on the road, although who is the fool here?...
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Traduction: 'Glad that the police was here so fast'.... yes yes fast!!
That Benz is the Banker´s one, isn´t it?
FallenAngel
12 Aug 2003, 10:41
No, mine! Damn!
@JP & Justus: [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
FallenAngel
12 Aug 2003, 16:54
And here folks a nice picture ....
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Was it you, JP, in your babyhood or was it Justus?... [wink]
FallenAngel
12 Aug 2003, 18:08
That was me!!!
This is a picture of Justus!
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MalilaM
12 Aug 2003, 21:12
@Angel: where do you get those little monsters disguised??? [sick]
Adiville
13 Aug 2003, 00:00
[laugh][laugh]
@Angel : that baby looks like the guy from the movie memento [laugh]
FallenAngel
13 Aug 2003, 08:45
And here a small message 'bite me!'...
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Adiville
13 Aug 2003, 11:28
Looks like my 1 year old cousin and his cat [laugh]
MalilaM
13 Aug 2003, 18:45
mmhh... no comments...
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FallenAngel
13 Aug 2003, 19:02
up an down there we go!
hanging around?
FallenAngel
13 Aug 2003, 19:23
I was in a creative mood, and this was the result...
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we usually painted the walls, not ourselves...
Upside Down, heh? [laugh]
quote:Originally posted by MalilaM
mmhh... no comments...
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I just got this photo from a friend and it made me laugh so much that I thought to share it with you.
I just thought that this little creature might be the typical example on how certain Forum-members might behave if they got their long-awaited Kriek (or any other kind of beer)... [eyebrows]
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